25 Funny friendship quotes
A true friend is someone who will never let you do something stupid… alone.
Friends don’t let friends wear bad outfits.
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ‘Wow, that was fun!’
Friends are the ones who understand your past, believe in your future, and accept you just the way you are.
A true friend is someone who will help you move a couch, but also help you move on from a bad breakup.
Friends are the family we choose for ourselves.
A good friend is someone who will never judge you for your crazy ideas, but might join in on the fun.
Friends are like a good pair of jeans, comfortable and always in style.
A true friend is someone who will help you hide the body… and never tell anyone.
Friends are the ones who make you laugh so hard that you snort, but still love you anyway.
A good friend is someone who will tell you when you have food in your teeth, but won’t judge you for it.
Friends are the ones who make you feel less crazy by being just as crazy as you are.
A true friend is someone who will sit with you through a bad romantic comedy, even though they hate it.
Friends are the ones who will help you brainstorm revenge ideas, but also talk you out of actually doing it.
A good friend is someone who will bring you ice cream when you’re sad, but also celebrate with you when you’re happy.
Friends are like stars, you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there.
A true friend is someone who will forgive you for your mistakes, but also make fun of you for them.
Friends are the ones who will always have your back, even when you’re being a complete idiot.
A good friend is someone who will help you pack for a move, but also help you unpack your emotional baggage.
Friends are the ones who make you feel like you’re part of something bigger than yourself.
A true friend is someone who will help you clean up after a party, even though they didn’t make the mess.
Friends are the ones who will never let you drink alone.
A good friend is someone who will listen to your problems, but also help you come up with solutions.
Friends are the ones who make your life more colorful.
A true friend is someone who will never let you down, but might prank you just a little.