11 Funny frindship quotes

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
A good friend knows all your stories. A best friend helped you write them.
Friends don’t let friends do silly things…alone.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
I thought I was normal until I met my friends.
We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile…and then we’ll be new friends.
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
Friends don’t let friends wear ugly shoes.